KAL KORFF SUFFERS FROM PENILE ERECTION DYSFUNCTION!

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S3 HEALTH AND ERECTION DIVISION
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It can NOW be confirmed that Kal K Korff suffers from penile erection dysfunction.
This shocking information comes from an "anonymous" source.


The source

Apparently Kal's problem "flying the flag up the pole" has been going on for a long time. The source stated that: "Kal always had trouble getting Private Parts to stand at attention, if you know what I mean. It seemed the only way to get his rocket to launch was to repeat the name ROYCE over and over again.

This explains the lack of cleanliness on the part of Kal Korff, I mean why bother showering when you can get your one inch wonder to stand up and take a bow?

Kal Korff smacked down by Illinois Newspaper

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Kal K Korff, imitation S3 member and admitted pedophile, recently was smacked down by the newspaper Illinois Valley News.

The article:
http://www.illinois-valley-news.com/archive/2009/05/20/story-korff.html

Kal is once again claiming more outlandish bullshit regarding his convicted felon brother, Kurtis K Korff, who by the way is an admitted Neo-Nazi.

It seems as though Kal, who was recently spotted urinating on a Koran, is back from his low key hiatus and is ramping up his onslaught of bullshit and lies.

Far be it from me, a TRUE member of S3, to resort to any sort of lies or un truths!

EVERYTHING ON THIS BLOG IS THE TRUTH!

Also, a shocking NEW documentary by an award winning Canadian film maker will shortly be released. Its topic? KAL K KORFF!!!!

Yes, Kal, who claims to have an IQ of 200, but whom was described as "mildly retarded" by Rob McConnell, had NO idea this undercover film was being made about himself.

I expect this film to gross $1000000000000 and win many Oscars!!!

Kal Korff tied to holocaust denier!!!

BREAKING NEWS

S3 can finally reveal the results of an investigation that has, until now, been kept secret.

Kal K Korff is linked to notorious Holocaust Denial website www.rense.com, owned and run by notorious racist Jeff Rense.

Jeff Rense is a "proud" Jew hater. This is obvious by the front page of his website, which is full of disgusting anti-Jewish lies and slanders!

Where does Kal Korff fit into all this?

KAL KORFF HAS HAD A REGULAR CORRESPONDENCE WITH JEFF RENSE FOR YEARS

Look at these links:
http://www.rense.com/general50/kr.htm
http://www.rense.com/RenseInterviews.html

Do a search for Kal Korff on the rense.com search function and see the many MANY involvements Kal K Korff has with this anti-semite!

S# General F1 Racer has recently confirmed that the ADL has been notified about Kal K Korff's involvement with Jeff Rense. Also, the Czech Authorities have also been alerted so that Kal can be denied entry to the EU because of his Holocaust Denial associations!

S3 confirms: Kal K Korff is NOT Jewish

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The Israeli Special Secret Services(tm) aka S3 (tm) has recently confirmed that Kal K Korff is NOT Jewish and is only claiming to be Jewish to try and garner sympathy and for monetary gain.


S3 General F1 Racer, speaking from his office in Haifa, made the announcement yesterday.

"For years Kal K Korff has been claiming to be Jewish. However, THIS IS NOT TRUE as verified by S3's 'Ethnic Investigation Division' which seeks out false claims of being Jewish worldwide", General Racer proclaimed.

"The FACT is Kal K Korff believes in the old false stereotype of Jews controlling the media and banks worldwide and, in an attempt to gain financial profit, has attempted to pass himself off as a Jew. The FACT is Kal is a Christian, an Evangelical one at that, as by his OWN ADMITTANCE in an article in the San Jose Mercury News"

"Kal's false claims enable us here at S3 to prosecute him for hate crimes, which are now being filed in the US state of Oregon as we speak."

S3 furnishes General Racer with nanobots to fight Kal K Korff's claims

BREAKING NEWS.

The Israeli Special Secret Services(tm) have recently furnished newly installed General F1 Racer with NANOBOT COMPONENTS.

These nanobots are to be used EXCLUSIVELY to track and prosecute Kal K Korff for Consumer fraud, theft, terrorism, stalking, and Anti-semitism.


Israeli nanobot ready to take down Kal K Korff

"I am pleased to announce this new initiative", S3 General F1 Racer announced from his office in Zurich, "These nanobots are the pinnacle of Israeli technology and will be vital in our war against terrorism, consumer fraud, and Kal Korff."

Kal K Korff served with Cease and Desist.

Internal affairs can now confirm that Kal K Korff has been served by the Israeli Special Secret Services with a Cease and Desist order pertaining to Kal K Korff's continued mis-representation of his alleged ties to the organization.

Newly installed S3 General F1 Racer, in his first day on the job, authorized S3's legal department to issue the order.

"Kal K Korff's continued lies about his alleged involvement with S3 must stop immediately or we will have no choice but to drag Kal in front of a Court of Law and expose him for the putz that he is", General Racer stated from his Tel Aviv office.

The Cease and Desist was sent earlier today, mere moments after General Racer assumed his position.

"This is just the opening shot in S3's War on Terrorism and consumer fraud. Let all the enemies of freedom know, S3 will get you!" General Racer promised from his office in Switzerland.


Public enemy number 1

The Warrant for the arrest of Kal K Korff is still valid within the Czech Republic

F1 Racer joins Israeli Special Secret Services

Public relations can now confirm that noted Internet Blogger F1 racer has joined the REAL Israeli Special Secret Services.

F1 Racer took his oath of Generalship yesterday in front of a judge here in Prague, the Czech Republic.

"This is a great day for me, for Israel, and a bad day for terrorists and consumer fraudsters the world over," General Racer stated afterwards.


BREAKING NEWS
General Racer shows off his spiffy new patch

"I have had many years of combating terrorism, consumer fraud, dvd burning, pet smuggling, bed mattress ripping off of, and so on. This invaluable experience drew the attention of S3, which rightfully saw my value and recruited me into their fine organization." General Racer stated.


S3 spokesman Levi Jeansberg

"F1 Racer will prove to be a valuable member of our organization," S3 spokesman Levi Jeansberg stated, "His experience in fighting all forms of schmuckery will bring terrorists to their knees!"

And what of the claims of Kal K Korff to be a member of S3?

"Kal K Korff is in no way, shape, or form, a member of or associated with the Israeli Special Secret Services. His continued lies and mis-representations about our organization will no longer go unpunished." Mr. Jeansberg stated.

"One of my first acts will be to make sure Kal K Korff is prosecuted for consumer fraud, terrorism, pedophillia, software piracy, theft, and a whole slew of other crimes." General Racer declared.