Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Warrant issued for Kal Korff's arrest in Czech Republic

BREAKING NEWS

Internal Affairs, speaking with the Czech Minister of Justice, as well as the US Embassy in Prague, can now CONFIRM an arrest warrant for Kal K Korff has been issued in the Czech Republic. This warrant stems from Kal's scamming and outright theft from the Czech Firm Cables & Simms.



The above image has been posted by Cables and Simms in an effort to track down Kal Korff.

Speaking off the record, Internal Affairs was told by the US Embassy that the Czech Police are very serious in their attempt to bring Kal to justice. The Embassy also stated that they have received numerous emails regarding Kal Korff's false claims about the Embassy supposedly working with him, and they flat out deny this is the case.

Internal affairs has contacted the Israeli Embassy with regards to Kal's false claims about his supposed "Israeli Intelligence Agency" job and we expect to hear back on this very soon.

Anyone with any information regarding the current location of Kal K Korff is urged to contact the Czech Police in Prague or the US Embassy in Prague.

3 comments:

  1. Martina must be enjoying herself now. She's with a bad boy, an outlaw, a criminal mastermind ...scratch that last one.

    And when they're both in prison, they'll enjoy a common entry point for pleasing the needs of others.

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  2. Perhaps I've been wrong and Kal K. Korff wasn't laying off YouTube in an effort to cooperate with authorities, but to avoid them. I love those Captain's bars too, though wasn't the professor supposed to be a Colonel?

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  3. Your time is at hand Kal you lunatic piece of shit! I hope you get tossed in a Czech prison and flogged!! You have done nothing but shame the good people of the Czech Republic with your out of control behavior and trying to place good people who actually help others in a bad position! Learn how to pay your bills and word instead of sucking off the hard work of good honest people! Leech!

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