Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Kal Korff: Thief!! Tries to stick his Mom with bill for stolen goods!!!

Can Kal K Korff, scam artist and pedo, sink any lower???

Apparently he can!!!

http://www.cables.cz/clanky/varovani-kal-korff-neplatic/1259806312/

For those who cannot read Czech, here is a summary. Kal stole about 48 thousand USD worth of equipment from a company named Cables and Simms. Ka, used his position as English teacher for a NON PROFIT company called ProVás Agency Ltd to fraudulently purchase Apple products. Kal attempted to stick the bill for these goods to ProVás Agency Ltd.

The people at ProVás Agency Ltd informed Cables and Simms that they never wanted this merchandise and that Kal was NEVER AUTHORIZED TO MAKE SUCH A PURCHASE IN THEIR NAME.

Kal, meanwhile, started claiming he was an Apple Sales rep and started selling the goods.

Cables and Simms informed the Police, who then wanted to talkt o Kal.

Kal went on his website and claimed that, as a Super Secret Agent for Israel, he basically could do this sort of behaviour and threatened the owners of Cables and Simms with harm.

Eventually, Cables and Simms, through legal means, managed to discover that Kal has now attempted to shift responsibility of payment TO HIS OWN MOTHER.

Thats right. Kal is trying to pass this off on his mommy to deal with.

You know, when I started this blog my goal was to slander Kal with some nonsense that would make his attempt to sue me so I could legally get him under oath. But since I have started digging, I realize that I dont have to make anything up. The truth is a lot worse than any story I could come up with.

Kal Korff is a racist. An accused pedophile. An apparent thief and con artist. A con man, and an all around piece of shit.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Kal K Korff: Grand Knight of the KKK!!!!!

Ever wonder about Kal's name? look at his initials: Kal K Korff

Look at his convicted felon (and apparent child molester) brother: Kurtis K Korff.

What kind of parent would KNOWINGLY give their children such names?



THIS KIND!!!!!!!!!



THIS is Kal Korff's father...picture provided by an anonymous source. Kal's father is a full blooded card carrying member of the KKK!!! Hence the names of his two sons.

Kurtis K Korff
Kal K Korff

This just PROVES that when Kal spews his bullshit about "Working for Israel" what he really means is "WORKING AGAINST ISRAEL"

Kal hates Jews! He hates blacks! He hates homosexuals!! he LOVES little children though....intimately!!!!

DISCUSS!!!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Kal Korff: baby seal killer?!?!?!??!

In a shocking twist, it seems, according to un-named sources, Kal Korff MAY in fact, be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of baby seals!!!!!

Details are still being verified, but we can safely say that its is a FACT that, through inaction, Kal Korff is responsible for the deaths of hundreds, if not THOUSANDS, of baby seals.

This DESPITE THE FACT KAL WAS AWARE THESE HELPLESS CREATURES WERE BEING SLAUGHTERED!!!!! It seems Kal Korff turned a blind eye to the wanton killing of these animals, for purposes that have not yet been established!!!!!!

Kla Korff, self proclaimed do gooder and Sooper Sekret Agent, did NOTHING, and MAY have actually CONTRIBUTED to the MURDER of these poor cute baby seals.

I can think of no other crime (for now anyways) that is more horrendous than this! (But gimme a day or so)

KAL KORFF IS A MURDERER!!!!!





(of baby seals!)

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Kal Korff: Nazi!??!?!

It has come to our attention Kal Korff MAY in fact be a Nazi! And not just any sort of Nazi, speculation abounds that Kal is in fact a GAY TRANSVESTITE NAZI!!!

Apparently one Helmut von Dumbkoff has stated that, at a local Neo-Nazi meeting in Prague, that Kal Korff is a regular attendee and not only is he a feverent adherent to the teachings of Adolf Hitler, but Kal LOVES Hitler....in the way Michael Jackson LOVES little boys! And that Kal would regularly attend said meetings dressed as Eva Braun!

Herr Von Dumbkoff further stated that Kal Korff wished for a Nazi revival all over Europe. This being the best way, he claimed, to expose people for consumer fraud!!!

So there you have it...Kal Korff....GAY TRANSVESTITE NAZI!??!?!?!?!!?/

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Kal Korff pedophile???

Notorious Internet scam artist and scourge of the ex-pat community in Prague, Kal K Korff (KKK) may be a fat pedophile.

According to sources, back when Kal had his lame shitty "column" at Expres, he was contacted by a Czech woman looking for a tutor for her 14 year old daughter.

Unfortunately, she mistook Kal for someone with a brain and asked him to tutor her sweet innocent daughter.

Kal, of course, jumped at the chance! Needless to say it took all of 2 lessons before the girl started to tell her Mom about the "strange way" of teaching Kal used. Turns out ol Kal "I wish I was Peter Sellers in Lolita" Korff was making some very "suggestive" comments to this 14 yr old girl, including asking her if she was a virgin, if she had any "special pictures", if she wanted to go shopping with Kal at Orsay (a clothing store for whores basically) and if she would like to go with Kal to Greece for holiday. He also ended her lessons with giving her a hug...that lasted a BIT too long for her comfort.

The girl's mom, upon hearing this and confronting Kal, was told by Kal point blank that it was in fact THE GIRL who was coming on to Kal, that she was seducing HIM and the reason he hadn't told the Mom yet was that Kal was "gathering evidence" to present to the mother so the girl could "get help" for her "sexual addiction".

It was at that point the girl pulled out her mobile phone and proceeded to play the voice recording she made of Kal asking her some "personal" questions that shut Kal up. Kal, according to the woman, got very agitated and stated he needed to be in Austria the next day and had to go, at which point he pretty much fell out of sight for a few weeks.

So there you have it. Kal K Korff may, perhaps, according to sources, be a pedophile, child abuser, kid molester, and all around pervert.