Saturday, December 27, 2008

Kal Korff pedophile???

Notorious Internet scam artist and scourge of the ex-pat community in Prague, Kal K Korff (KKK) may be a fat pedophile.

According to sources, back when Kal had his lame shitty "column" at Expres, he was contacted by a Czech woman looking for a tutor for her 14 year old daughter.

Unfortunately, she mistook Kal for someone with a brain and asked him to tutor her sweet innocent daughter.

Kal, of course, jumped at the chance! Needless to say it took all of 2 lessons before the girl started to tell her Mom about the "strange way" of teaching Kal used. Turns out ol Kal "I wish I was Peter Sellers in Lolita" Korff was making some very "suggestive" comments to this 14 yr old girl, including asking her if she was a virgin, if she had any "special pictures", if she wanted to go shopping with Kal at Orsay (a clothing store for whores basically) and if she would like to go with Kal to Greece for holiday. He also ended her lessons with giving her a hug...that lasted a BIT too long for her comfort.

The girl's mom, upon hearing this and confronting Kal, was told by Kal point blank that it was in fact THE GIRL who was coming on to Kal, that she was seducing HIM and the reason he hadn't told the Mom yet was that Kal was "gathering evidence" to present to the mother so the girl could "get help" for her "sexual addiction".

It was at that point the girl pulled out her mobile phone and proceeded to play the voice recording she made of Kal asking her some "personal" questions that shut Kal up. Kal, according to the woman, got very agitated and stated he needed to be in Austria the next day and had to go, at which point he pretty much fell out of sight for a few weeks.

So there you have it. Kal K Korff may, perhaps, according to sources, be a pedophile, child abuser, kid molester, and all around pervert.

10 comments:

  1. I assume that this is an OP ED article....

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  2. Geesh. If this is a true story then Kal is an unbelievable dirtbag. Seeing that his brother is a multiple convicted felon it's not unlikely that criminal tendencies run in the family.

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  3. Francis, you're my new hero!!!

    This idea of yours is fucking genius!

    Hey, Kal, I know you're dodging the sex crime issue, not to mention an enormous number of lawsuits in the US, but some of us feel you need something you can't dodge: a blog set up to make you look like an idiot (although it's not too hard to pull that off).

    I'm Brad Hudson of Dallas, Texas, and I approve of this blog and it's content.

    Now sue me, you short piece of crap!!!!

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  4. I approve of ANYTHING which will make Kal shut the fuck up! Do some new research Kal, and finish some old research, PLEASE!

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  5. Do you know Kal's brother was a suspect in Crescent City, California where the police there had probable cause to arrest his convicted felon brother for committing a lewd act with a minor? Don't know what ever happened to the case but I'm sure if someone contacted the Crescent City police they could find out.

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  6. It would not surprise me if the whole Korff family were a bunch of child molesting perverts!!!!!

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  7. You might want to check this:
    www.kkkwatch.blogspot.com
    Click the 2007 entries and scroll down to the October 2 entry. Surprised?

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  8. Check this out!!!!!! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7SkmLRvJoXs/RyX2kJpBfAI/AAAAAAAAACU/sgk40etEwaM/s1600-h/kalpoop.jpg

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  9. I was just browsing Critical Thinkers and Kal's comments on his brother, his book and the "uproar" in Josephine Cty. I live in Josepine County, OR and to date have seen nor heard NOTHING about this. NOTHING. No reports of any lawsuits or charges or resignations. I read the local paper daily and watch the local news each morning. I would think that if there was a serious investigation into our DA's office or the local police it would be noted somewhere. I knew Kal as a teenager and found him to be a little out there, but it seems, as I read more and more, that he has now completly "left the building".

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