KAL KORFF SUFFERS FROM PENILE ERECTION DYSFUNCTION!

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S3 HEALTH AND ERECTION DIVISION
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It can NOW be confirmed that Kal K Korff suffers from penile erection dysfunction.
This shocking information comes from an "anonymous" source.


The source

Apparently Kal's problem "flying the flag up the pole" has been going on for a long time. The source stated that: "Kal always had trouble getting Private Parts to stand at attention, if you know what I mean. It seemed the only way to get his rocket to launch was to repeat the name ROYCE over and over again.

This explains the lack of cleanliness on the part of Kal Korff, I mean why bother showering when you can get your one inch wonder to stand up and take a bow?

Kal Korff smacked down by Illinois Newspaper

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Kal K Korff, imitation S3 member and admitted pedophile, recently was smacked down by the newspaper Illinois Valley News.

The article:
http://www.illinois-valley-news.com/archive/2009/05/20/story-korff.html

Kal is once again claiming more outlandish bullshit regarding his convicted felon brother, Kurtis K Korff, who by the way is an admitted Neo-Nazi.

It seems as though Kal, who was recently spotted urinating on a Koran, is back from his low key hiatus and is ramping up his onslaught of bullshit and lies.

Far be it from me, a TRUE member of S3, to resort to any sort of lies or un truths!

EVERYTHING ON THIS BLOG IS THE TRUTH!

Also, a shocking NEW documentary by an award winning Canadian film maker will shortly be released. Its topic? KAL K KORFF!!!!

Yes, Kal, who claims to have an IQ of 200, but whom was described as "mildly retarded" by Rob McConnell, had NO idea this undercover film was being made about himself.

I expect this film to gross $1000000000000 and win many Oscars!!!