Kal Korff smacked down by Illinois Newspaper

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Kal K Korff, imitation S3 member and admitted pedophile, recently was smacked down by the newspaper Illinois Valley News.

The article:
http://www.illinois-valley-news.com/archive/2009/05/20/story-korff.html

Kal is once again claiming more outlandish bullshit regarding his convicted felon brother, Kurtis K Korff, who by the way is an admitted Neo-Nazi.

It seems as though Kal, who was recently spotted urinating on a Koran, is back from his low key hiatus and is ramping up his onslaught of bullshit and lies.

Far be it from me, a TRUE member of S3, to resort to any sort of lies or un truths!

EVERYTHING ON THIS BLOG IS THE TRUTH!

Also, a shocking NEW documentary by an award winning Canadian film maker will shortly be released. Its topic? KAL K KORFF!!!!

Yes, Kal, who claims to have an IQ of 200, but whom was described as "mildly retarded" by Rob McConnell, had NO idea this undercover film was being made about himself.

I expect this film to gross $1000000000000 and win many Oscars!!!