S3 HEALTH AND ERECTION DIVISION
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It can NOW be confirmed that Kal K Korff suffers from penile erection dysfunction.
This shocking information comes from an "anonymous" source.
The source
Apparently Kal's problem "flying the flag up the pole" has been going on for a long time. The source stated that: "Kal always had trouble getting Private Parts to stand at attention, if you know what I mean. It seemed the only way to get his rocket to launch was to repeat the name ROYCE over and over again.
This explains the lack of cleanliness on the part of Kal Korff, I mean why bother showering when you can get your one inch wonder to stand up and take a bow?
General Racer/KultofKal: perhaps one of you should copy the madman's latest babbling about horsetrading nanobots for hostages - he's bound to delete it shortly when the effects of the meds wear off...
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