As we all know by now, NASA held a press conference stating they found methane gas on Mars, which is something that MAY be the product of biological life, or it MAY be produced geologically.
They made the case there MAY be microbial lifeforms deep in the Martian soil.
Of course, admitted drug user, pedophile, and Jew-hater Kal K Korff immediately claimed on his website that he scooped CNN, BBC, and even NASA itself with this news.
Kal claims he broke this news on the X Zone on Jan 15th...which is odd considering NASA has the announcement on their website on Jan 12th and Kal has not even been on X-Zone this week according to their website.
In another development to this mess, I was contacted by an ex-resident of Mars (who's location he/she/it requests be kept secret) concerning Kal Korff. I conducted a short Email interview with this lifeform, who expressed outrage over Kal's claims.
F1racer: So how should I address you?
Doug: To pronounce it properly you'd need a second mouth and three tongues, so just call me Doug.
F1racer: Ok Doug, you said you wanted to make a statement regarding Kal Korff?
Doug: yeah, that fucker is a total lunatic. I mean, I tried reading all his bullshit UFO books and he has got everything wrong. I think i can speak with some kind of expertise here.
F1racer: and his statements regarding Mars?
Doug: He's stoned. First off, everyone is looking in the wrong area. The ruins are all under ice caps. We took all the good stuff when we left, but some buildings and shit are still there. Secind, Kal didnt scop jack shit. Damn, my cousin Lenny has been telling Nasa about the Methane gas for ten years. Scoop my brown ass.
F1racer: Any final words on Kal Korff?
Doug: yeah, dont listen to anything that douchebag says. He spews more bullshit than an Altairan Gobbeast!
There you have it!!!!
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