F1 Racer joins Israeli Special Secret Services

Public relations can now confirm that noted Internet Blogger F1 racer has joined the REAL Israeli Special Secret Services.

F1 Racer took his oath of Generalship yesterday in front of a judge here in Prague, the Czech Republic.

"This is a great day for me, for Israel, and a bad day for terrorists and consumer fraudsters the world over," General Racer stated afterwards.


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"I have had many years of combating terrorism, consumer fraud, dvd burning, pet smuggling, bed mattress ripping off of, and so on. This invaluable experience drew the attention of S3, which rightfully saw my value and recruited me into their fine organization." General Racer stated.


S3 spokesman Levi Jeansberg

"F1 Racer will prove to be a valuable member of our organization," S3 spokesman Levi Jeansberg stated, "His experience in fighting all forms of schmuckery will bring terrorists to their knees!"

And what of the claims of Kal K Korff to be a member of S3?

"Kal K Korff is in no way, shape, or form, a member of or associated with the Israeli Special Secret Services. His continued lies and mis-representations about our organization will no longer go unpunished." Mr. Jeansberg stated.

"One of my first acts will be to make sure Kal K Korff is prosecuted for consumer fraud, terrorism, pedophillia, software piracy, theft, and a whole slew of other crimes." General Racer declared.